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It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Oh he was out there HOOFIN' doctors HOOFIN' Vicars, he got in the gift shop, put a false moustache on, a little girl came in and went "can I have a pencil top" HOOOOF! Saboo: [to Howard Moon] You know nothing of the crunch! Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. It's true. Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/occult. Howard: [ Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Howard: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. Chokus-Pocus! Howard. They were off in a shot. Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! Im Howard Moon. Oh cheese. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Vince: Yeah, I might have a go at her nude. Vince: Get off, gettin' them in the right order. He's a Russian Bear! Chilli chowder. As big as a garage. Vince Noir: Giving him something to read. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache., Naboo: Dont mess with the occult. If you don't like the papoose system I have a wheel that clicks into place under my chin. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. Vince: He is dead, he fell in the ocelot pit everyone knows that. I need to meditate, go away and digest what we have spoken about, come to an understanding of why I was right and you are wrong, and then I type it up and give it back to you in note form. You go near her with a paint brush, I'll come at you like a mighty bazooka. He'd killed 50 Inuits, no one needs that. I need a wee-wee. And he came fast! Played by Dee Plume's nephew. In fact if you weren't a geezer I'd be rapin' you be'ind the counter right now. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. The Inuits didn't mind. You walked right into it! Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! ", "Can I have a crisp?". Quotes. There were loads of them on the front. Can he get out? The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. at any suggestion he does not agree with. 39 of the greatest Brass Eye and Day Today quotes Howard: Just imagine the headlines; "Howard Moon, colon, Explorer." The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink, tight, warm belly pouch and they refused to come out. Grim Reaper: [in Limbo] Come on, it's not so bad. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Fossil: Aaaaand fighting the Killeroo: Howard Mooooooon [silence in the crowd] [under breath] Former male prostitute Vince: Sit down. What do you think you're playing at? Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! Right? Your voice was trapped in there this morning. Naboo: Oh and Howard, I don't care what you do on your own time, don't advertise it on the front of the shop. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Yeah, the pandas. Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. Two for fringe. Howard: Have you come about the croutons? Vince Noir: I've got it all in here. I've got so much to give! Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? Howard Moon: I can't believe you're saying that. 50 of Jimmy Carrs funniest jokes and one-liners I have the amulet. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. Most men would have taken the Pipe, not given it back. It was Chiko. He looks like a paedophile. Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. The Hitcher: Aagh! Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. Block it out. I'm gonna get a sombrero as well. 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners Vince Noir: Who d'you think cuts your hair, Einstein? Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. Here are 29 of The Mighty Boosh's funniest quotes: "You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Required fields are marked *. Boosh! Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. Vince, ignore the Hippie Nonsense. They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. Youve only been in the band since 10:30 this morning!, My uncle once punched a man so hard his legs became trombones., I dont accessorise. I slip into it like a peanut. From The TV IV < The Mighty Boosh. Vince Noir: A passing coyote took pity on me. Vince: Look at your face, ambient, pure ambience, it's like The Orb's third album. 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . Vince: Howard?..Howard?Howard?Howard?..Howard?..Howard..Howard..Howard..HowardHoward?..Howard. Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Vince Noir: You just caught me off guard. They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. It was graffiti artists! Howard Moon: Well, who cuts people's hair in the middle of the night? Howard Moon: I've actually read this book on the Wilderness. See this pocket? Chilli chowder. Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! I call it the library suit. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. Bizarrap & Shakira - Shakira: Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? 18 Jan. 2023. Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? Howard: Something Tommy taught me. He is from Xooberon, the same planet as Naboo, as revealed on the Future Sailors tour. Piper Twins: And you ain't gonna like that! Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? Soup, soup a spicey. Crack Fox: Everything's different in the world of me! You see a peanut? Miso! Join in with me, boy. The Moon: Here's a poem, from the Moon. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. We all dream but do we really dream? This page was last edited on 13 February 2020, at 01:45. Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? I can't hear my internal TomTom. I am a summer soup. Pie and mash up! Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. Saboo, you slag! What goes around, comes around. Jab up this joker! And separately, they are both brilliant as well. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso! Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? Can't catch what don't exists. Saboo: Kirk? But don't worry alright? Ape of Death: Yeah, but you bummed that fox. Rudy Van Disarzio: Is it so wrong for a man to love a guitar? Vince: I think it's this poncho, I mean it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho. The Board of Shamen: We are super magic men/We stay out 'til five A.M./Though we live by Shamen laws/What goes on tour, stays on tour. Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. But now I'm nu rave! That's even worse! Im like a beach ball., You know the black bits in bananas are they tarantulas eggs?, Howard: Ok. Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! I'm shitfaced! Your email address will not be published. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. She was free with everyone. I can rest my drinks on your heads. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Charlie was racked with guilt. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. /Ice floe, nowhere to go / Ice floe, nowhere to go / Lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa! Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults Bob Fossil: Technically, you're not a Peeping Tom if it's one of your relatives. The Hitcher: I'm bad juju! I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. Why didnt you tell me? Fossil: Well I got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo. Vince Noir: Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. Vince Noir: Did you say mink? Lucien: Because there's somethin' out there somethin' evil somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg [creepy music]. Im Howard Moon. When I saw The Mighty Boosh, I just thought, oh WOW, I can do this. Howard Moon: Hi ladies. Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. There's a simple truth to me. Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Oriental prince in the land of soup! Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. He poured him into an antique soup ladel, and boarded his magic carpet, destination, Alaska. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillip's magic carpet, and left for Seattle. Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Nortons most scathing Eurovision quotes Vince Noir: Come on, Howard, let's go, the egg's not 'round here. This is a sacred robe of the ancient psychedelic monks. Red Dwarf: 30 of the funniest quotes and one-liners I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Many have failed. The Hitcher : Aagh. Many men have searched for the egg of Mantumbi. Howard Moon: Don't kill me. AHHHH! There is also a very funny "mock . One for height. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2003 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. Funk. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! Gonna do a portrait are you? Howard Moon: Exactly. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? I come fully equipped with a papoose! Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. Slam it down. NOOO! Fortunately they are able to defeat her. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into the shape of a hoover. C'mon. The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately; it was air tight in there. Good choice. Started HOOFIN' the public. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Howard Moon remains where he is. Oh I thought Nanageddon was new.it's just one I missed from the 2nd . The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team Miso! Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? What's wrong with you? Me and Jack aquaintances. Howard Moon: The mixture. 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. Bob Fossil: "Oh! Series 2: 3. The sweet irony!". This is at least a mocha, OK? Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. That's a good book. Vince: Yeah hair circumference, there's a lot to think about with hair. The nose? In Nanageddon he is knocked off a flying carpet by Saboo and spends the rest of the episode falling to Earth. I couldn't really find that. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Saboo Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. I'll make you a cup of tea. Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. 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